Is this marriage?
Marriage is not a word.
It's a sentence (a life sentence).
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her masters.
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.You order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that instead.
Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
It's a sentence (a life sentence).
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her masters.
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.You order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that instead.
Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
Son: Is it true Dad? I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her. Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin. They just can't face each other, but they still stay together.
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After the marriage the "Y" becomes silent.
A man inserted an ad in the paper - WIFE WANTED. The next day he received a hundred of letters and they all said the same thing - YOU CAN HAVE MINE.
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing - either the car is new or the wife is.
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin. They just can't face each other, but they still stay together.
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After the marriage the "Y" becomes silent.
A man inserted an ad in the paper - WIFE WANTED. The next day he received a hundred of letters and they all said the same thing - YOU CAN HAVE MINE.
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing - either the car is new or the wife is.
true yet funny
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